Just wait for it.
Just wait for it.
I may be getting married, but I’ll still fight tooth and nail against cleaning my room. (And ultimately lose.)
People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.
This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:
Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.
girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved
here’s to people like me whose sadness is ugly and awkward, poorly expressed and impotent and small and kills all creative impulse, here’s to those of us who show it through the pimples on our backs and greasy hair and the snot that runs down our red faces when we cry.
Lately I have been going to a lot of gardens and looking at plants as “research.” Here is some evidence of that.
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
Please watch this whole thing to the end and then do whatever you want.
I wish I wrote this.
Nah, dude—I love YOU.
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
Ugh. I’m really mad about this woman who came into work today being rude to me. She was paying off an invoice instead of signing it and waiting to pay later and first when I explained she didn’t have to pay right away, she looked at me like I was stupid and said, “I want to pay it right now so I don’t have to spend the money on the stamp.” Fair enough, but how about a little less attitude next time? Then, since she got a small discount for paying right away, I started looking for a calculator to figure out the new subtotal, and she said, “Oh, I don’t need a calculator. I’m surprised /you/need one. This is simple math. You shouldn’t need one.” Jfc lady sorry I want to make sure my job is done right. Yeah, I can do simple subtraction. But, um, doesn’t hurt to double check. And her shitty excuse in her half-assed apology was that she’s a retired school teacher. Cool. I have a degree in English but I don’t shit all over people for poor grammar or not being big readers or anything.
I’m just really fucking mad about this, okay? I can’t stand people who are rude for no reason.